The Church of Satan would like to clarify that United States President Donald Trump, Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, and Saudi Arabia's King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud did not take part in a Satanic ritual over the weekend.
Just so you know.
The Church of Satan evidently felt compelled to issue a clarification on Twitter after the three world leaders were photographed embracing a shining orb.
The orb-touching was part of a ceremony marking the opening of the Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
That tweet, as you may have noticed, has been retweeted a bajillion times, and prompted folks behind the church's Twitter account to respond to a few...comments.
What a world.