Just 50 really great tweets from 2018

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Just 50 really great tweets from 2018

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Twitter can sometimes feel like a time-sucking black hole, but there's no denying the social platform is full of delightful, hilarious, and heartwarming messages.

This year has blessed us with an abundance of phenomenal tweets — tweets so good they'll help you forget everything bad online, if only for a minute.

From clever tweets by brands and celebrities, to content about cute animals, children, and more, we've complied a selection of the year's best tweets to help you kick 2019 off on the right foot.

In the paraphrased words of the angsty Dashboard Confessional song, "Stolen," here are 50 best ones of the best ones. Enjoy!

1. MoonPie's "Ok baby"

2. The resourceful CVS shopper

3. This little girl feelin' the music

4. A taste of heaven served from hell

5. "Professor whats his nuts"

A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and I was like, “Thanks, whatever, nbd.” Then I got to their paper and saw their instructor was “Professor whats his nuts”

— John Hendel (@Hendyhendel) September 19, 2018

6. The annual "Do you remember?"

7. Kermit swangin

8. This very good dog

9. A Burglar Is Born

10. they did surgery on a grape

11. #itwasntross

12. Proud yelling dad

13. Cher's mom

14. Cheesecake mom

15. Understanding the job

*job interview*
Wonka: Any questions?
Oompa Loompa: So we just go out and start singing whenever a kid dies?

— Pizza On Earth (@muyrando) April 18, 2018

16. The cursed audio

17. Some self-aware millennial humor

[poker game]

MAN: call

WOMAN: call

MILLENNIAL: *visibly sweating* t-text

— Rads (slightly holly, ultra jolly) (@FeelingEuphoric) October 29, 2018

18. Black Panther party

19. Keeping the tea alive

20. A life or death chem joke

[restaurant]

chemist 1: I’ll have some H2O

chemist 2: I’ll have some H2O also

chemist 2’s arch nemesis disguised as a waiter: [under breath] so close....

— colton (@Colton_James8) October 20, 2018

21. TFW you don't understand spinach

22. Blue Ivy shuttin' shit down

23. Olympics history

Didn't realize this moment was being filmed yesterday but I'm so happy that it was. My childhood self would never have dreamed of seeing a gay kiss on TV at the Olympics but for the first time ever a kid watching at home CAN! Love is love is love. pic.twitter.com/8t0zHjgDg8

— Gus Kenworthy (@guskenworthy) February 19, 2018

24. Secret agent cat

25. Brooklyn nachos

26. DO YOU WANT A JOB

DO YOU WANT TO BE CHIEF OF STAFF or SECRETARY OF STATE or WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR or NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR or ECONOMIC ADVISOR or STAFF SECRETARY or DEPUTY COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR or DEPUTY NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR or ATTORNEY GENERAL or DON JUNIOR'S WIFE? pic.twitter.com/Hk9SJa2y5e

— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) March 16, 2018

27. Spinch and friends

28. When the restaurant kills it

My girlfriend suffered a collapsed lung last month and had her last post-op appointment today, so I took her out to celebrate. I casually mentioned it to the wait staff when I made the reservation, and they proceeded to absolutely KILL IT pic.twitter.com/gfE67sZhYi

— Scott T. (@NHLFlyera) April 11, 2018

29. Sorry, organs

30. The ear drop dogs

31. Dinner iguana

32. A reunion though?!

33. Excuse us, Ice T?

34. Practice makes perfect

35. The self-fulfilling prophecy

36. F(ass)hion faux pas

37. It Gritty

38. Happy Halloween, Harry

Trick Or Treat People With Kindness.

— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) November 1, 2018

39. What's a tery?

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery

— FROVsty (@fro_vo) January 6, 2018

40. *Relatable*

41. An unexpected return

42. When you've been ruined for life

43. A moment sweet between pals

44. This honest plea for help

HEY EVERYONE: This is important. My husband is facing off against LeBron James in this GQ bracket situation and it's not looking good. Click the link to vote. Sure, LeBron is better at basketball and an amazing guy, but Kumail NEEDS this. https://t.co/X3V7C1jm0a pic.twitter.com/EwG7e5M0CH

— Emily V Gordon (@emilyvgordon) December 14, 2018

45. The seasoning debacle

I often think about the time Oprah did a cooking segment with a woman whose chicken recipe won $1 million, and Oprah's jaw dropped when she tasted it and realized the lady didn't even add seasoning pic.twitter.com/rfs7PS1Jc3

— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) December 9, 2018

46. When things work out perfectly

walking down a silent block in Soho - Andre 3k (my mf hero) walks out of a coffee shop as I’m passing.

“Oh my God you’re on my shirt rn.” He was acting just as hype as me, which maximized my level of happiness/excitement x10000. What a good day. pic.twitter.com/ICHTng8b8z

— TIANA (@itsTiana) August 29, 2018

47. Evergreen chyron

48. That time the Grinch got an onion

49. TFW you can't help but laugh

Today, we went to my house to see if anything was salvageable. It was a very emotional process, but as we walked up to what used to my porch, we saw this. Sometimes God knows you need a good laugh. pic.twitter.com/GQj2rvt1AY

— Rexy ❄️ (@gayyspice) December 12, 2018

50. The Original "thank u, next"

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December 20, 2018 at 04:07AM