How will Ted Cruz celebrate his victory over Beto? Twitter has some hilariously deranged answers.

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How will Ted Cruz celebrate his victory over Beto? Twitter has some hilariously deranged answers.

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How will Ted Cruz celebrate his victory? Twitter has some hilariously deranged answers.

"Let's get this soup!" - Ted Cruz, probably

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By Nicole Gallucci2018-11-07 13:20:50 UTC

Hell hath no memes like those made by Beto O'Rourke fans after learning Ted Cruz was re-elected to his Senate seat in Texas.

On Tuesday night, as the results of the 2018 midterm elections were being tallied, Americans learned that Republican candidate Ted Cruz — the man who jokes about being the Zodiac Killer — had received more votes than his opponent — the burger-loving, skateboarding family man, Beto O'Rourke.

Naturally, many were displeased to hear the news. So while Cruz was busy giving his victory speech in front of loyal fans, others took it upon themselves to drag him. 

From cracking apathetic blob jokes to making some hilarious predictions about how he'd be celebrating his victory, Twitter users responded to Cruz's win with impressively clever tweets.

Since you're probably too tired from staying up all night anxiously awaiting the political fate of America to do a Twitter deep dive, we've rounded up some of the best for your enjoyment.

Ted Cruz cracking open his celebration soup rn.

— Janelle James (@janellejcomic) November 7, 2018

Somewhere in Texas, Ted Cruz is eating a live baby lamb to celebrate his victory

— Jesus Garcia (@Jesse_ochodos) November 7, 2018

Ted Cruz just ate a can of cold soup to celebrate.

— Matt Fotis (@mattfotis) November 7, 2018

Can't wait to see the new human skin suit that Ted Cruz is gonna wear to celebrate

— fuck ? (@edgarallanbruh) November 7, 2018

Meanwhile Ted Cruz cracks open a pack of Duracell batteries to celebrate another successful campaign of convincing Texans that he's human. https://t.co/2EJH2mZiJk

— Leonardo DiTraprio (@DersGotAButt) November 7, 2018

Ted Cruz is going to treat himself to TWO live mice tonight

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 7, 2018

Beto O’Rourke offered hope, compassion and courage but on the other hand, Ted Cruz jacked off on 9/11

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 7, 2018

Ted Cruz will celebrate this victory by consuming a bowl of fresh boogers

— Eilish Boyd (@boyd_eilish) November 7, 2018

ted cruz cloaca open
proudly sip soup into torso vacuole
big win
two cans tonight

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 7, 2018

I hope Ted Cruz knows that Beyonce hates him.

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) November 7, 2018

Ted Cruz is going to celebrate with a tonsil stone and a tall glass of ovaltine

— Ken McGraw (@KenMcGraw) November 7, 2018

If Ted Cruz wins tonight he will celebrate by eating a whole stick of butter

— Jules (@Julian_Epp) November 7, 2018

From the looks of it, Cruz has quite the celebration ahead of him. Yikes! ?

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November 7, 2018 at 07:27AM