Twitter mostly sucks, but one of the few accounts which isn't terrible is @dril.
Even if you don't spend much of your time on the platform, you've likely come across his bizarre, nonsensical jokes that we wish we knew how to come up with.
Seemingly the ramblings of a cranky old man with poor grasp of the keyboard, @dril has been on the internet since 2008, and was also infamously doxxed last year. Now, he has a book.
Titled Dril Official "Mr. Ten Years" Anniversary Collection, the book is suitably an anthology of the mysterious writer's tweets and sketches.
Yes, you'll be able to grasp in your hands more than 1,500 "'Cream of the Crop' tweets, hand picked by The Boss, sorted categorically and accompanied by over 70 stunning Illustrations."
"This book is a Must Have for all admirers of Prestige Content," reads the description on @dril's website. For those who aren't familiar with @dril's "Prestige Content," it includes pearlers like these:
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying— wint (@dril) September 29, 2013
another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
— wint (@dril) February 20, 2012
the worst part of nationalism is having to pretend the flag is really good, like "yeah the country looks exactly like that. they nailed it"
— wint (@dril) August 19, 2018
fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
— wint (@dril) October 13, 2011
who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
— wint (@dril) September 16, 2012
"jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco
— wint (@dril) March 18, 2012
Dril adds that for people who don't want to read book "mostly filled with Shit youve read before," a second edition will come out in early 2019.
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